Bonus Chapter One

Bongo, Aigee, and Kaw: Free-for-all

 * While resting up for the night, three members of the bois simultaneously have the same dream. Aigee-Gorg, Bongo, and Kawkrookitar dream that they are in a large, empty room. The walls are shrouded with red curtains. The floor is white, with a black, jagged, zig-zagging pattern. An echoing voice resounds through the room, demanding that the bois fight each other to the death in an epic free-for-all. 
 * “Oi!” Kaw screeches, “Who said that?”
 * The voice simply repeated its demand that the bois fight each other.
 * “Welp. Seems we haven’t a choice! Let’s fight!” Aigee courageously announces.
 * Initiative is rolled for and battle commences,Keeper of Lustlooping infinitely. 
 * Despite the fact that the battle was supposed to be a free-for-all, the two druids, Bongo and Kaw instantly team-up against Gorg.
 * “Hey! That’s not fair!” Aigee complains.
 * Bongo and Kaw completely ignore the whining pile of grey goo. Bongo casts Entangle where Aigee is standing, greatly hindering his movement. But Gorg retaliates with some hindrance of his own, he casts Hideous Laughter on Bongo, forcing the goliath to do nothing but laugh at how pathetic and weak Aigee is.
 * Kaw trudges his way through the entanglement to strike at Aigee with The CrowBar, bludgeoning the goo thing right where his sulli skull used to be. Aigee fights back with his magical spork. He jabs the tengu with the spork right in his shins. Kaw wails in pain, rocking back in forth on the floor, nursing his shin wounds. “Hehehe!” Gorg chuckles as he finishes off the crow with one final jab of the plastic kitchen utensil.
 * After Kaw is annihilated by Goo Kid’s spork, Bongo finally snaps out of the laughter and gets down to business. He approaches the small goo thing with his scimitar held high. Gorg goes for the spork jab, but Bongo dodges the attack and retaliates by slishing Agiee-Gorg clean in half.
 * With Bongo as the victor, the dream abruptly ends.
 * The three heroes awaken groggily, having no memories of their dream battle. However, Kaw still feels a deep ache in his shins. He ignores the dull pain, rolls back over, and is snoring loudly seconds later. 
 * DREAM END!